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Switchblade, Free self defense.


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Ever caught walking down a dark alley at night? Ever been attacked by a group of ninjas? Ever dressed up like a ballerina.. wait what?

SWITCHBLADE is there to help!

Switchblade offers the real feeling of a fake knife, and it can be concealed inside of your iPod or iPhone.

Check it out, and feel the thrill and excitement of holding a REAL.. fake.. Switchblade!

Features...

- Tempered in 100% faux Type 440 Stainless Steel

- Advanced spring technology used by NASA, gives you reliable movement that you can depend on.

- Stealth sound effects to let everyone know that youre REALLY.. not ARMED.

- Silver/Garlic/Wood/Kryptonite tip provides protection against Werewolves, Vampires, Superman, and your little sister.

*Disclaimer* Though this knife has been thoroughly tested and used in hunting various people/aliens, it is not guaranteed to work on your little sister.

Its totally free.. Take a minute, stop being serious, and have some mindless fun... Slaying zombies.

If youre actually still reading this, then congratulations, you have an attention span that is higher than 99.99999% of other users.

Thank you, and please feel free to post a review with a story how you used Switchblade.